💨 TEA FACT #1: Eli's feet smell like expired Taco Bell chalupas mixed with Baker Park pond water 🦶
💊 TEA FACT #2: Angel was spotted at Morrison Park doing "yoga" at 3am (we all know what that means) 🧘♀️
🌮 TEA FACT #3: Someone's been leaving mystery pipes behind the Taco Bell dumpster 🗑️
🔥 TEA FACT #4: The cooter airing incident of 2024 is STILL being talked about 💨
💯 TEA FACT #5: Eli tried to trade his crusty socks for a chalupa - Taco Bell said NO 🧦
😤 TEA FACT #6: Morrison Park bench #3 has seen things... unspeakable things 🪑
🚨 TEA FACT #7: Someone wrote "DADDY CHILL" in the Baker Park bathroom stall 🚽